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Cooler than Chuck October 27, 2006

Posted by Kilgore Trout in Uncategorized.

Ok this has nothing to do with anything but its friday and its fun. There were the Chuck Norris Facts running around for a while and it was funny, and this is a lame rip off of a dying fad, or it would be a lame rip off if it were using the coolest actor ever, that description alone should tell you who I’m talking about but just to be clear its Bruce Facts.com Yeah as in the one and only Bruce Campbell. If you don’t know Bruce, then I have pity for you, now go rent Army of Darkness (or you can probably buy it for 5 bucks).

Heres a few I liked:

Bruce Campbell did that to Michael Jackson’s face.

 The ancient Egyptians didn’t worship Bruce Campbell, and now they’re all dead. This is not a coincidence.

On the third day Jesus rose again from the dead, in fulfillment of the scriptures. Bruce was there to send his zombie ass back to hell

(oh and a zombie jesus joke to boot, Sorry to those who find blasphemy offesive, actually Im not Sorry)

Hannibal Lecter was based on Bruce Campbell after a 1977 incident when Sam Raimi stole his Mcdonald’s hamburger. (Sam Raimi is the director of several Bruce Campbell movies)



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